once upon a time... there was a little boy named marco ansbetter. there was a little girl named janet schmitt. there was a little boy named toni banderas. there was a little girl named maria hollenhausen. there was a little boy named rudy rockers. there was a little girl named dawn o'reilly. there was a little boy named igor tschemeris. there was a little girl named susan detroyer. there was a little boy named hans mittermeier. there was a little girl named chelsea weverson. ... and then they died.

this is a true story.